the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I believe in your delicious
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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