Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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