He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i would punch a child for taco bell
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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