Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
only if we run a train.
done.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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