Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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