your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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