dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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