i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I had to cum in my sink.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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