So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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