Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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