Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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