i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Randomize
