just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Naked Twister starts at high noon
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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