he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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