So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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