Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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