Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Randomize
