Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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