It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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