32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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