he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
We don't watch enough power rangers
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm too high and old for this...
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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