When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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