who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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