yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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