I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I have aggressive nipples.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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