I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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