The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
