would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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