that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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