And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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