Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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