She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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