I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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