I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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