Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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