we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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