More tranny stories later!
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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