why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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