girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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