I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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