had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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