Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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