We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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