He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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