Don't you send me to vm
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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