his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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