Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Less talking, more tequila
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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