I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
How's work?
Spinning.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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