How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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