How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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