He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
50% drunk capacity currently
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Randomize
