Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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