i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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