I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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