So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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